Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Git Gud SCORE 118
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93
Don’t give in! SCORE 84
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Weird SCORE 46
Moves like Jagger SCORE 89
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
Under Water SCORE 98
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Gotta love Snake SCORE 81
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
