I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I love you. SCORE 20
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Friends. SCORE 213
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
New books. SCORE 200
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
How marriage works. SCORE 66
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
Please be troll. SCORE 230
How people see me. SCORE 233
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
