
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

What murder? SCORE 45

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30

Smile and breathe SCORE 36

80 hours these days SCORE -18

Military grade leggings SCORE 61

Negotiating fail SCORE 15

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

And cheese SCORE 27

Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41

Yo ho ho SCORE 38

Only on days that end in y SCORE 41

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

Sports! SCORE 43

But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11

Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35

That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

Fatality SCORE 40

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Proceed SCORE 30

The system works SCORE 52

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33