i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
cozy SCORE 36
i feel seen SCORE 31
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
oh sweet release SCORE 50
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
the shape of soup SCORE 45
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
which do you choose? SCORE 23
everything is south america now SCORE 47
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
the original American badass SCORE 88
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
place your bets! SCORE 48
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
rude diet SCORE 36
