Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Let it happen. SCORE 34
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Be petty SCORE 35
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Le sigh… SCORE 26
Corona bad. SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 23
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23