What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
How people see me. SCORE 233
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 257
New books. SCORE 200
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I love you. SCORE 20
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Friends. SCORE 213
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
All the Navies! SCORE 172
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How marriage works. SCORE 66
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
