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This+guy%26%238217%3Bs+lost+it%26%238230%3B
This guy’s lost it… SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
Would+you+get+a+load+of+this+guy%26%238230%3B
Would you get a load of this guy… SCORE 29
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
The+thing+about+libraries+is%26%238230%3B
The thing about libraries is… SCORE 37
Find+ya+self.
Find ya self. SCORE 25
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
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The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
Aw%2C+Nuts%21
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
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