Jerk! SCORE 124
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Words. SCORE 200
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Dear God. SCORE 119
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Buddies. SCORE 18
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Lasagna. SCORE 9
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
