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It%26%238217%3Bs+fun+to+stay+at+the%26%238230%3B
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
%2Abeep+bop%2A+%2Aboop%2A
*beep bop* *boop* SCORE 19
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 26
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 21
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 16
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 26
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
Our+office+candy+guy+is+a+bit+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Our office candy guy is a bit passive aggressive… SCORE 22
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
I+have+done+a+good+work.
I have done a good work. SCORE 23
Get+wrecked%2C+sonny.
Get wrecked, sonny. SCORE 28
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 25
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 25
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 28
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
Why+would+you+do+this+to+him%26%238230%3B
Why would you do this to him… SCORE 18
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 29
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 26
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 14
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 25
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 19
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
pls+no%2C+kijje%21
pls no, kijje! SCORE 22
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Exerciseeee%2C+the+demonsaaah%21
Exerciseeee, the demonsaaah! SCORE 18
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
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