Truth and lies. SCORE 142
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Logic. SCORE 188
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 222
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Like a boss. SCORE 288
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Getting older. SCORE 142
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
