hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18