a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
oh nO SCORE 51
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
i said what i said SCORE 30
there has to be balance SCORE 36
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
i meannnnn SCORE -2
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
the good life SCORE 38
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
barts beware SCORE 10
10000% agree SCORE 18
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24