self esteam issues SCORE 26
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
this is really cute SCORE 54
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
5, obviously SCORE 38
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
parental support SCORE 22
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
*just in case SCORE 27
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
she’s the one SCORE 1
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24