battle snake SCORE 26
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
pupils dilate SCORE 43
roger roger SCORE 14
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
species and age, please SCORE 40
at least there are cats SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
the dishes… again SCORE 27
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
potato shaped SCORE 10
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
growing toe beans SCORE 33
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
the tiger is out SCORE 33
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
dog bites everything SCORE 23
what’s for lunch? SCORE 21
see you tomorrow SCORE 27