
bring me the bucket SCORE 15

so may sacrifices SCORE 32

that’s not leg hair SCORE 20

purrfecting his craft SCORE 28

the choice is obvious SCORE 23

adrian! SCORE 8

every morning when i wake up SCORE 31

just the facts SCORE 10

totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 23

i’m gonna go home SCORE 41

dream relationship SCORE 26

i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22

the interview that never ends SCORE 22

i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19

the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 26

measuring time in mothers SCORE 33

victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16

you are perfect SCORE 16

the night awaits SCORE 7

if he fits, he sits SCORE 15

the best politician SCORE 17

2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22

let him rise SCORE 13

bed bugs! SCORE 21

hold the line SCORE 23

all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 19

no reason SCORE 16

a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21

my brain lags SCORE 39

buying this book now SCORE 34

wear it proudly SCORE 46

try throwing a piano SCORE 1