Talking to dad. SCORE 299
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Sad. SCORE 213
In case of love. SCORE 120
A multi-tool case for your iPhone. SCORE 246
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Askhole. SCORE 101
Tetris problems. SCORE 205
Accurate. SCORE 169
How to steal an old person. SCORE 198
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
This January. SCORE 265
I need this. SCORE 174
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 270
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Shield activated! SCORE 107
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
No ink? SCORE 139
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
