You’d really like him. SCORE 149
My wife wanted to put our cat in a onesie. SCORE 137
Whoa…6 more… SCORE 288
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 6
Alright then. SCORE 144
Every night. SCORE 18
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Ba-zing! SCORE 167
A humpback whale feeding on herring from above. SCORE 169
What was this show? SCORE 229
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
The Perks of Taking a Jewelry Course SCORE 148
Albino crow SCORE 13
My (Indian) buddy’s wedding… New mother in law in background. SCORE 10
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
<3 SCORE 179
Microwaves SCORE 17
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano 28 years apart SCORE 18
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
A bullet splitting a water droplet in half. SCORE 192
Swoon. SCORE -4
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
Harsh! SCORE -5
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Sand sculptures SCORE 199
