your degree means nothing to a 6 year old SCORE 25
squeeze every drop out first SCORE 21
alcohol is a solution SCORE 8
no one is grabbing her bag by mistake SCORE 18
she’s definitely planning on murdering someone SCORE 22
whatever you say, manta ray SCORE 15
maybe the problem is me SCORE 29
congrats? SCORE 21
another reason potatoes are the best SCORE 13
lord of the rings but dogs SCORE 32
it’ll work one of these days SCORE 27
how do they stay so calm? SCORE 29
i accept your insult with gratitude SCORE 27
it’s my super power SCORE 12
this is so satisfying SCORE 16
human plant SCORE 26
get in the dune buggy, ask questions later SCORE 21
are british peoples secretly ants? SCORE 18
perfect camouflage SCORE 29
calories don’t count at a buffet SCORE 8
i’m sorry i failed you, lettuce… SCORE 5
We finally know why it was arrested! SCORE 19
towels always forget SCORE 22
nice SCORE 12
gonna be a juice demon for halloween this year SCORE 26
the end is nigh SCORE 23
new scary club SCORE 10
major opportunity missed SCORE 22
sorry not sorry satan SCORE 29
leafy dragon SCORE 25
what in the king of the hill!!!??? SCORE 9
not destroyed. improvements were made SCORE 29
