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How+women+work.
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
One+of+those+is+a+knife%26%238230%3B+Crocodile+Dundee%2C+probably.
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 25
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
That%26%238217%3Bll+be+%24300%26%238230%3B
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
The+bus+driver.
The bus driver. SCORE 41
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Momma+didn%26%238217%3Bt+raise+no+sinner
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Advanced+dad+jokes.
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Perched.
Perched. SCORE 34
The+times%2C+they+are+a+changin%26%238217%3B
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 19
Rest+in+peace+legend.+Kobe+in+1998
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
No+one+ever+does%26%238230%3B
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Stick+Figures
Stick Figures SCORE 25
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+full+service+establishment
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Long+distance+relationships%26%238230%3B
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Bill+Nye+the+Selfie+guy
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 30
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
A+tuxedo+with+a+drink+recipe+on+its+tag.
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Kids+really+do+take+it+out+of+you%26%238230%3B
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 22
Jarrito+es+muy+bonita.
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 24
A+morphine+bottle+from+the+1880%26%238217%3Bs.
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
Hackerman+%7E1993.
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
You%26%238217%3Bre+published%21
You’re published! SCORE 35
This+is+what+happens+when+robots+mow+your+lawn%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
The+problems+is+that+it%26%238217%3Bs+January.
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
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