The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Every time. SCORE 135
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
WUT? SCORE 268
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Conundrum. SCORE 210
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Every day. SCORE 212
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256