Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Funny not funny SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Every time. SCORE 37
Mama no. SCORE 52
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
+ cry. SCORE 119
Please dont. SCORE 59
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74