
The ring of fire… SCORE 26

Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12

Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22

Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20

I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30

It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22

They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 35

Be safe out there. SCORE 31

The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30

Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33

Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22

Sorry scoobs… SCORE 15

Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23

Moms bad. SCORE 24

Sleep tight. SCORE 33

Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25

Good Dog SCORE 23

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24

2spooked SCORE 14

So drive, then. SCORE 23

Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29

Mans best videographer. SCORE 26

Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19

The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 31

Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18

Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20

I remember that morning. SCORE 35

In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20

Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20

There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26

Why are u so dumb SCORE 29

Nice. SCORE 28