Self control level: bacon SCORE 101
50 Centaur. SCORE 140
So this exists. Horse head squirrel feeder. SCORE 136
Possibly the greatest selfie ever taken… SCORE 127
This pillow. SCORE 323
I’m 31 and single. I’ve got no chance! SCORE 4
Dr. Seuss cookies. SCORE 198
Newton’s third law of emotion. SCORE -14
They demand perfection! SCORE 173
Holy macaroni. SCORE 211
Close enough SCORE -17
Guess who didn’t get an Oscar…again SCORE 168
The best invention ever! SCORE 253
I can’t keep calm and carry on… SCORE 186
Benedict Cumberbatch for the win SCORE 219
Obviously, not everyone favors peace… SCORE 154
Homemade snowboard park SCORE 174
How I shut the light off when I’m feeling lazy. SCORE 162
Steampunk R2D2 SCORE 129
Penguin gang wars. SCORE 16
The closest i’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 153
Humility at its finest. SCORE 238
Teacher vs. student SCORE 373
Chances. SCORE 185
Substitute for morning conversation SCORE 161
Canada vs. Russia. SCORE 11
Poor Sammy! SCORE 138
You got me… SCORE 225
When people try to flirt with me SCORE 153
Baby polar bear being tickled SCORE 216
Tough love from Ron Swanson. SCORE 173
Doesn’t seem like she mistook anything to me. SCORE 271
