How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
40 years later. SCORE 121
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
Every time. SCORE 123
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Accurate. SCORE 174
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
China vs Germany SCORE 295
BURN! SCORE 233
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Grass Fence SCORE 215
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10