
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268

Please be troll. SCORE 205

Dammit. SCORE 191

Sad car is sad. SCORE 204

…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269

This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313

Blame hurricane. SCORE 166

I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226

Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279

Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244

Instant speakers. SCORE 162

What? SCORE 238

Good idea guys… SCORE 139

XYZPDQ. SCORE 188

Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217

Hipster curse. SCORE 254

Delivering a package. SCORE 233

Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192

He needed some exercise. SCORE 226

Only in America. SCORE 78

Words. SCORE 178

Did someone blink? SCORE 221

Perfect order. SCORE 207

I can’t math. SCORE 180

Thesis sucks. SCORE 230

Do want. SCORE 177

Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126

The parts of a girl. SCORE 126

Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298

I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249

Distractions. SCORE 192

Do I know you? SCORE 217