future track star SCORE 16
accidental beauty SCORE 31
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
we’re both lying SCORE 23
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 10
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
duck! SCORE 13
we dare you SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 15
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
mooooo SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
everything beagle SCORE 1
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
is this satire? SCORE 14
