It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Never sink SCORE 146
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
he said, "why" SCORE 100
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
WWJD? SCORE 96
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Star Wars logic SCORE 64
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
He’s bananas SCORE 206
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
