If you have good thoughts… SCORE 199
A retired LEGO mold. SCORE 205
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 181
And this is where I would put my scratch post… SCORE 208
Whenever someone I don’t like tells a joke. SCORE 215
If you beat your children to death with a baseball bat… SCORE -65
Sunset. SCORE 308
When Pooh finally snaps. SCORE 140
Seal of approval. SCORE 153
Brace you’re selves. SCORE 166
Organic boogers. SCORE -38
A lot of dumb in a little glass. SCORE 117
Internet Story SCORE 6
You never know when it’s going to strike. SCORE 160
How Star Wars should have ended. SCORE 74
Dinner! SCORE -7
The cutest kitty! SCORE 152
The floor is lava. SCORE 131
Turns out mommy bear was a whore. SCORE 185
aaaaand…. I’m out. SCORE 196
MAH SOMBRERO!!! MAH TACO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SCORE 136
There’s more to Macklemore than ThiftShop SCORE 193
One Ring SCORE 15
Bees. SCORE 109
This is not the lightsaber you’re looking for… SCORE 5
Ummm… Uhhh… It wasn’t me… SCORE 209
The Slenderman Harlem Shake. SCORE 154
Oh yah. It’s that otter guy. SCORE 214
Harry Potter Inspired Subway Sign. SCORE 202
Ron Swanson logic. SCORE 264
Colors! SCORE 97
Whenever I make spaghetti. SCORE 178