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Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
SCORE 843
If+we+turn+off+the+lights+the+bombs+win%2C+people.
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
Nice+try%2C+Pennywise
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
Move+on.
Move on. SCORE 25
IKEA+is+allowing+Muslims+to+pray+in+their+parking+lot+so+they+can+maintain+social+distancing.
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 33
The+horses+are+coming+for+your+eggs.
The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22
would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
The+most+contagious+falsehoods%2C+compiled.
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
When+the+baby+giraffe+will+not+fit+on+the+scale
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Crews+the+world.+Stand+with+Good.
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
Dark+White+is+best+white.
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Just+Ann+things%26%238230%3B
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Don%26%238217%3Bt+%40+me+%26%238211%3B+Christians%26%238230%3B
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
2021+will+probably+be+a+good+year%26%238230%3B
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
Silence+of+the+year+of+the+rat%26%238230%3B
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
The+White+House+Chef.
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
Someone+skipped+a+few+days%26%238230%3B
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
I+could+work+from+home+in+this+household%26%238230%3B
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
Nice+try+FBI
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
Well+well+well%26%238230%3B+would+you+look+at+those+prices%26%238230%3B
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
guess+what+day+it+is%3F
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
All+the+usual+suspects%26%238230%3B
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
%2Apanics+in+fruit+of+the+loom%2A
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Good+luck+at+school.
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
The+moment+the+first+Deathstar+was+destroyed
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
We%26%238217%3Bre+headed+in+the+right+direction%2C+boys%21
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Hail+Dot.
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
Kindergarten+was+pass%2Ffail.
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
Winter+is+looming.
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
Chaotic+bus+vibes.
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
Fashion+was%2C+different%26%238230%3B
Fashion was, different… SCORE 23
Alright%2C+but+they+should+get+their+money+back.
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
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