If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
Move on. SCORE 25
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 33
The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
Fashion was, different… SCORE 23
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29