it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
that cat is living its best life SCORE 19
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 27
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
i said what i said SCORE 30
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 28
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
the good life SCORE 39
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
barts beware SCORE 11
i meannnnn SCORE 0
oh nO SCORE 51
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
10000% agree SCORE 18
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 24
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 19
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
there has to be balance SCORE 36
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
a kat burglar SCORE 17
