Candy corn on the cob. SCORE 164
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SCORE 85
Children’s art, drawn realistically. SCORE 146
Accurate. SCORE 137
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 104
How to cannonball onto ice. SCORE 90
When I get my treats, then you have my permission to die. SCORE 59
The importance of depth perception. SCORE 104
Zombie Snow White. SCORE -3
As hungry as a bear… SCORE 124
Walter White, Meth Labs. SCORE 52
Bathboat. SCORE 117
The many careers of Thor. SCORE 124
How I walk in front of my crush. SCORE 116
Bird world problems. SCORE 98
Poor Ralph. SCORE 159
The Bear Grylls guide to fine dining. SCORE 73
The undead Disney princesses. SCORE -46
Rom vs. Obam. SCORE 114
I’m going to need one of these machines. SCORE 136
Couch cake. SCORE 155
Señor citizen. SCORE 110
Che Guevara t-shirts vs. The people who wear them. SCORE 131
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 212
You’re old! SCORE 162
Spilled Milk SCORE 8
Baroque Obama. SCORE 132
Glow in the dark nail polish, because reasons. SCORE 201
Kitties are jerks. SCORE 143
What do you want to be when you grow up? SCORE 94
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 41
The law of drama. SCORE 126
