I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
So true.. SCORE 88
The police chief of my city SCORE 223
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
She loves them all SCORE 39
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
Evolving pokemon SCORE 133
Ice cold. SCORE 98
She loves them all SCORE 86
Unnamed SCORE 130
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
Drunk love SCORE 121
Very soon SCORE 73
True serenity SCORE 122
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
Who is this sign for? SCORE 81
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 154
Sunday nights SCORE 125
I’ll be back SCORE 152
*Squash* SCORE 102
Me every single day. SCORE 90
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
Criminal SCORE 115
