I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Totally SCORE 87
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Weird SCORE 46
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Under Water SCORE 98
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
