That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
Life. SCORE 217
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
America lately. SCORE 209
The more you know. SCORE 338
Licky Clam SCORE 5
You murdered so many of us already! SCORE 7
Meow… SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 4
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
You haven’t experienced awkward until… SCORE 280
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Burn. SCORE 453
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
Level: Mauraders SCORE 22
Left-Handed Facts SCORE 8
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
What time is it?!? SCORE 8
US Soldiers in Iraq – The Ding Dong Song SCORE 4
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
Hey, Mother nature! SCORE 17
You already know too much. SCORE 218
Companion cube truth SCORE 13
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
Dating men. SCORE 402