The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 224
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Logic. SCORE 188
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Getting older. SCORE 142
