i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
happy birthday! SCORE 19
pure happiness SCORE 20
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
dirty talk SCORE 21
that’s a snake SCORE 22
evil genius SCORE 13
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
everything else sucks SCORE 16
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
this is me SCORE 39
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
the worst SCORE 19
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
burns so good SCORE 4
holy dog SCORE 20
always screaming SCORE 5
flan from god SCORE 20
crap SCORE 16
time is of the essence SCORE 17
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
more milk per milk SCORE 17
with me, always SCORE 14
i’m the joke SCORE 19
It’s not working SCORE 12