My favorite Siri answer of all time SCORE 119
The most loyal friend. SCORE 91
Look! SCORE 69
Shallow SCORE 87
I take it back SCORE 132
His baby wears a head-shaping helmet so he’s got the whole family wearing helmets now. SCORE 127
Happy family. SCORE 93
Dad Life SCORE 95
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen. SCORE 113
Nope, Chuck Testa SCORE 104
Roger Fisher about nuclear war SCORE 167
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 94
Bank said no internet images on my card. So I made this with pictures of my cat. SCORE 88
College life SCORE 119
Another American letdown SCORE 163
Mystery solved. SCORE 123
Golden Retrievers Are The Best SCORE 101
Ballpoint pen closeup SCORE 108
Multitasking…. SCORE 106
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) SCORE 125
CAW SCORE 59
I regret everything. SCORE 109
Why you should always watch Pingu with the subtitles turned on SCORE 119
What would Bin Laden think? SCORE 185
You ever been so drunk… SCORE 97
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
Hairswap SCORE 86
It’s… It’s Beautiful SCORE 103
Tea Light Engine SCORE 113
Jim is savage when he wants to be. SCORE 133