I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
The more you know. SCORE 36
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Same. SCORE 29
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
We can do it! SCORE 30
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Got em SCORE 29
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43