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Star+Wars+crayon+carvings.
We+are+dedicated+to+the+sciences.
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Astronauts+assemble%21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Good+luck+with+the+investigation%21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Big+wreckage%26%238230%3B
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
I+PUT+TEAR+GAS+ON+MY+EGGS+FOR+BREAKFAST
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
The+Fortune+Cookies+Are+Sick+Of+Us
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
A+man+of+gawd.
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
2020+will+spawn+some+crazy+Netflix+shows%26%238230%3B
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Breonna+Taylor%26%238217%3Bs+killers+are+not+in+custody.+Who+else%3F
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Beware+the+danger.
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Dolly+Parton+gets+no+rest.
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Honey%EF%BC%8CI+think+there+was+a+mix+up+at+the+hospital%26%238230%3B
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Preach%2C+Papa.
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
everyone+needs+a+bestie
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
PASS
PASS SCORE 19
%F0%9F%A4%94
🤔 SCORE 19
281+retweets%2C+302+%3C3
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Be+petty
Be petty SCORE 35
Death+by+words
Death by words SCORE 24
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 29
Feed+the+birds%26%238230%3B+tuppence+a+bag.
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Technically+Google+is+not+at+fault+for+how+lost+you+are%26%238230%3B.
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Preparation+pays+off.
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
This+5+legged+toad+from+Springfield%2C+probably.
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
To+the+rescue%3F
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Absolute+class.
Absolute class. SCORE 25
You+are+a+fair+bit+more+ragged%2C+than+I+recall%26%238230%3B
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Vanna+White+on+the+Price+is+Right%2C+circa+1985
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Corona+bad.
Corona bad. SCORE 28
US+senator+open+calls+for+executions+of+Americans%2C+BTW
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Top+ten+ways+to+get+out+of+the+draft%26%238230%3B
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Long+live+the+queen%21%3F
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
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Why+even+put+the+full+cost+on+there%26%238230%3B
Why even put the full cost on there… SCORE 16
Ok.+Somebody+please+check+the+science.
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
Checks+out%26%238230%3B
Checks out… SCORE 24
The+crustaceans+shall+inherit+the+earth%26%238230%3B
The crustaceans shall inherit the earth… SCORE 27
Yeah+you+need+to+get+out+more%26%238230%3B
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
204%2C118+Americans+%28roughly%29
204,118 Americans (roughly) SCORE 34
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