Not today. SCORE 205
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Self control SCORE 100
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Global Warming SCORE 184
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
English is weird. SCORE 95
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Twist! SCORE 138
I would watch this SCORE 110
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
So you like metal? SCORE 144
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
How weather works SCORE 68
