
slap them SCORE 12

always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

you are charcuterie SCORE 11

because it did break on its own SCORE 15

zero traction SCORE 11

don’t insult al capone SCORE 28

accidental beauty SCORE 31

stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

is this satire? SCORE 14

you see, the day i was born SCORE 10

a cat wrote this SCORE 7

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

a very small dog SCORE 15

it’s perfect SCORE 20

everything beagle SCORE 1

a totally normal seat SCORE 11

you saw nothing! SCORE 17

i like bananas SCORE 9

supersize it SCORE -4

friday is perfect actually SCORE 24

new slurs for british people SCORE 18

cramps SCORE 9

memorable first customer SCORE 17

every segment on the news SCORE 13

we dare you SCORE 10

i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 11