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never+give+your+name+to+the+coffee+witch
Best+one+so+far.
Best one so far. SCORE 96
That+one+time+my+dad+met+MC+Hammer+At+Outback+in+2004
That one time my dad met MC Hammer At Outback in 2004 SCORE 57
Please+don%26%238217%3Bt+be+that+person
Please don’t be that person SCORE 50
Girls+and+boys+given+bandanas+with+no+instructions.
Girls and boys given bandanas with no instructions. SCORE 79
Waitress+complimented+my+shirt
Waitress complimented my shirt SCORE 94
Thanks+mom%21
Thanks mom! SCORE 86
Touching+the+co-workers+mug
Touching the co-workers mug SCORE 64
Basketball+found+floating+off+Dorset%2C+UK%2C+covered+in+goose+barnacles
Basketball found floating off Dorset, UK, covered in goose barnacles SCORE 72
The+Face+of+Betrayal
The Face of Betrayal SCORE 75
My+whole+life+has+been+a+lie.
My whole life has been a lie. SCORE 37
Burninating+the+hallway%26%238230%3B
Burninating the hallway… SCORE 64
the+first+diving+suit%2C+circa+1911
the first diving suit, circa 1911 SCORE 55
Just+80%26%238217%3Bs+things%26%238230%3B
Just 80’s things… SCORE 61
HDMI+kids+won%26%238217%3Bt+understand.
HDMI kids won’t understand. SCORE 90
I+will+protect+you
I will protect you SCORE 84
A+drink%2C+a+cigar+and+no+fucks+to+give.+1950s.
A drink, a cigar and no fucks to give. 1950s. SCORE 60
surprise+friendish.
surprise friendish. SCORE 48
Paul+with+the+win.
Paul with the win. SCORE 98
It%26%238217%3Bs+summer+and+their+cousins+are+here.+They%26%238217%3Bre+having+fun
It’s summer and their cousins are here. They’re having fun SCORE 40
Lifelike
Lifelike SCORE 78
I+mean+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%26%238230%3B
I mean he’s not wrong… SCORE 84
Blue+dogs+spotted+in+India+thought+by+locals+to+be+an+incarnation+of+Shiva%3B+experts+say+they+likely+swam+in+highly+polluted+water
Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water SCORE 46
The+struggle+was+real.
The struggle was real. SCORE 65
Friendship+Goals
Friendship Goals SCORE 41
Modern+Romance
Modern Romance SCORE 28
When+your+cellphone+is+at+98%25+but+you+still+charge+it
When your cellphone is at 98% but you still charge it SCORE 57
Grass+under+a+microscope+is+so+happy.
Grass under a microscope is so happy. SCORE 69
The+boiga+joint
The boiga joint SCORE 52
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+gamble%26%238230%3B
It’s a gamble… SCORE 45
When+you+get+away+with+something+purely+by+the+grace+of+god.
When you get away with something purely by the grace of god. SCORE 63
I+would+adopt+the+3
I would adopt the 3 SCORE 97
When+you+got+your+gift+2+weeks+after+Christmas.
When you got your gift 2 weeks after Christmas. SCORE 70
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