Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Accurate. SCORE 113
I am home. SCORE 3
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
But it smells so good… SCORE -1
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Accuracy SCORE 130
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Please be troll. SCORE 141
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Surprise me. SCORE 97
The Interwebz SCORE 1
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
