Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Things To do. SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
I want to do this. SCORE 294
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Because Cute SCORE 16
The new Batman SCORE 11
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326