Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How seasons work. SCORE 158
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Burn! SCORE 216
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Must. Reach. Lamp. SCORE 114
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Never forget. SCORE 159
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Being sick. SCORE 140
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
Genius. SCORE 145
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Accurate. SCORE 112
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Seal SCORE 28
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Burn! SCORE 249
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50