
bed bugs! SCORE 22

no reason SCORE 16

i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22

the choice is obvious SCORE 24

can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28

victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16

thankful for my friends SCORE 15

never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 16

if he fits, he sits SCORE 15

totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 26

the best politician SCORE 17

i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19

purrfecting his craft SCORE 29

a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21

hold the line SCORE 23

that’s not leg hair SCORE 20

wear it proudly SCORE 48

next question SCORE 26

cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 17

adrian! SCORE 8

bring me the bucket SCORE 15

the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 27

measuring time in mothers SCORE 33

let him rise SCORE 14

you are perfect SCORE 18

just the facts SCORE 10

the night awaits SCORE 7

buying this book now SCORE 35

try throwing a piano SCORE 1

2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22

all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20

so may sacrifices SCORE 32