The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 18
The future. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -8
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The power of barking SCORE 18
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 23
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 460
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
2pactopus SCORE 113
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
