You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Whipped. SCORE 8
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
BOOOOOOSH!!! SCORE 5
The biggest lies on the Internet. SCORE 9
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
There are two types of girls on Halloween. SCORE 185
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
The four stages of a Louisville slugger. SCORE 93
Pump action bike SCORE 12
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 12
Pulsing heart SCORE 17
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Was not excepting that… SCORE 107
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
