he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 20
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
good boy SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 14
artful pettiness SCORE 35
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
and just like that… ghost SCORE 22
maybe don’t take advice from michael myers SCORE 9
musical pest SCORE 21
the best feeling SCORE 27
totally not scary at all SCORE 30
living life to its fullest SCORE 33
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
too hot to copy SCORE 14
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
the future belongs to me SCORE 18
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
clearly an elephant SCORE 1
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
they yearn for the mines SCORE 38
dad bot SCORE 38
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
jesus drove a honda SCORE 16
soon SCORE 16
