
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28

The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23

Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20

Got em SCORE 30

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

Looney Tunes SCORE 29

I did the school. SCORE 27

They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 17

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 24

Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38

Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 40

Karen can get it. SCORE 44

Same. SCORE 29

I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

We can do it! SCORE 30

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

Be careful out there! SCORE 39

Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28